Dawn French is a huge twat

“This show is so-named because unfortunately, it’s horribly accurate.

There have been far too many times I have made stupid mistakes or misunderstood something vital or jumped the gun in a spectacular display of twattery.

I thought I might tell some of these buttock-clenching embarrassing stories to give the audience a peek behind the scenes of my work life…

Roll up!  Book early to see the telly vicar lady be a total twat on-stage, live-in front of your very eyes. And ears.”